It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1600)

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“Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.” “Ah, well, I’m not sure I believe that.” -----------Douglas Adams Do you ever get the idea that Life, the Universe and everything, or maybe just God, is trying to tell you something? I ask because it has happened to me yet again. Not so long ago, on this very Wonderific Wednesday Evening, I was minding my own business, watching Stephen Colbert deliver tonight's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" monologue (("Trump Accepts Biden’s DTruebate Conditions | Blinken Disappoints Neil Young Fans | Orcas Attack," Linked Below)) and when Stephen started talking about Criminal Defendant Trump and Sleepy Joe debating, an ad appeared for a Cadaver Carrier Morgue Transport. I linked one below, just in case you've never seen one, but it isn't the one or even the company that was in the YouTube ad. It's kind of alarming because Indicted Felon Trump is 77 and Sleepy Joe is 81. Either one of them could need Morgue Transport any minute now. So, has God been reading the Actuarial Tables? Or does She just have a really big sense of humor? Why else would I be shown an ad for a product I have no use for? It would be far too easy and way too unentertaining to blame Google. They routinely show me ads for products I have no use for ((Which is weird because many people are saying that Google knows everything there is to know about everyone, including me and they wouldn't waste an advertisers' money by showing ads to people when there's no chance of making a sale, would they? But that's another issue for another day)) but this time felt different. It felt like it was a message. So, are we going to see a debate that has a need for a Morgue Transport table? It would get very big ratings ((#IfItBleeds,ItLeads)) and, at the same time, it might teach America that younger candidates are a good idea. With that in mind, let's go to earlier tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Monologue Of The Month Club Monologue For Today is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifgmoL-ZA ************** Mortech 600040-C Cadaver Carrier Autopsy Morgue Transport Stretcher Cart & Cover --------------------- Trump Accepts Biden’s DTruebate Conditions | Blinken Disappoints Neil Young Fans | Orcas Attack!