The Horse arrested again!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (207501)
Walnut Creek, California
April 30, 2024 10:05am CST
Veteran MyLotters will remember that I used to secretly plant seeds in the planters at Kaiser (my medical provider).. Of course I was arrested a few times, but I survived.
Over the years, I had some really good harvests of corn, sunflower, green bean and snow pea.
Then they removed the planters.
A month or so, I noticed that there were new planters there, with delightfully fresh soil Buwaahaahaa!
Yesterday, I had to pee in a bottle and get my blood drawn for my Dr., and I remembered to bring some seeds.
I planted only two corn seeds, two sunflower seeds, and two green bean seeds. I have no idea what they're going to put in those planters.
When the police arrived, they were actually pretty nice as they carted me off to jail. I knew the routine and did not resist arrest.
I was able to call Greg from Iowa (@Xander6464, or something like that), and he easily posted $450,000,000 bond on my behalf.
So now I am back at home, sipping coffee and thinking about Guitar Center.
Because my pain meds cannot be sent in the mail (they have heroin in them), I will be back out there in a month. I promise to provide a report at that time.
Photo is of my Kaiser snow peas from several years ago (if I can find it).
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@RasmaSandra (74074)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
30 Apr
Please my poor brain is tired and cannot wrap itself around such things. I have been fighting some kind of anxious feeling all week long so much that I literally have been fighting against myself and trying not to let that awful feeling take over. I cannot figure it out so I keep working online but there is something not right. I have had such intuitions before in my life and if there is good news that all is fine but if it's bad then I am done for and my anxiety zooms into the red and I cannot do anything until I can gain the upper hand again, It is like sitting at the edge of a cliff and wondering if I will roll over,
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@RasmaSandra (74074)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
30 Apr
@TheHorse that would be a good suggestion but there is only a dirt yard around the house parsley covered by grass, No place to make a garden, Not even a pretty place to sit outside and contemplate things,
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@1creekgirl (40635)
• United States
1 May
I'm so sorry, Rasma. I'll pray God will give you true peace.
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@sabtraversa (13088)
• Italy
30 Apr
Do they really leave planters with fresh soil unattended? 
That's incitement to crime then.
Cool beans! I mean, peas. 
That's incitement to crime then.
Cool beans! I mean, peas. 4 people like this
@sabtraversa (13088)
• Italy
30 Apr
@TheHorse Sure thing, this is going to be an easy case. You can pay me in peas. 
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@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Apr
@sabtraversa It's Summer now. Are green beans OK?
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@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May
@xander6464 Really? Where can I read about this? Are we also all gay homosexuals? And Mexican?
@wolfgirl569 (96342)
• Marion, Ohio
1 May
Glad you are free again 
. Hope they grow good
. Hope they grow good3 people like this
@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 May
@wolfgirl569 I planted my seeds around the edge of the planters, hoping they won't be disturbed when the "official" plants go in.
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@mildredtabitha (16087)
• Nairobi, Kenya
1 May
Your posts really sounds like you are joking about everything. Like you really got arrested? You even pee in a bottle and donated blood?
I don't see any part called "serious" on your post apart from sipping coffee.
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@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 May
@mildredtabitha Thank you. That really was some snow peas I grew at Kaiser.
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@mildredtabitha (16087)
• Nairobi, Kenya
1 May
@TheHorse the photo you shared is beautiful
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@GardenGerty (157837)
• United States
1 May
Your crops must give you something to look forward to when you are required to visit those health care providers.
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@ptrikha_2 (45612)
• India
1 May
The cops should listen to the unofficial Prez of India!!
Ask Greg to protest to Biden!
The picture looks quite well !!
By the way, I hope that your medical reports came out well!!
Ask Greg to protest to Biden!
The picture looks quite well !!
By the way, I hope that your medical reports came out well!!3 people like this
@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
2 May
@TheHorse The pee test came out clean. We'll see about the other.
------------Did you remember to attack the judge and his family?
@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
2 May
It's about time they started putting heroin in pills. What took them so long?
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@xander6464 (40939)
• Wapello, Iowa
5 May
@TheHorse I don't like them at all. I have a perfectly rational needle phobia.
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@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 May
@xander6464 Actually, I do too. I told the lady I might pass out the other day when I had to have my blood drawn.
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@LindaOHio (158457)
• United States
1 May
You are so full of it. Did I believe that you planted seeds in the planters? Yes. Did I believe that you got arrested? No. And no, your meds don't have heroin in them. Have a good day.
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@LindaOHio (158457)
• United States
2 May
@TheHorse OK. I hope you are having a good day. I'm not!!!
@thislittlepennyearns (58412)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
2 May
Old people urine test, or are they making sure you aren't pregnant or juicing.
HA 
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@TheHorse (207501)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 May
@BearArtistLady I am glad you "messed" with them! All of my tests came back negative. Even my blood test. Unless I die of a surprise heart attack this afternoon, or a semi dumps its load on me, I appear to be healthy for a tired old drinker and smoker. Hah!
@BearArtistLady (5492)
• United States
2 May
I still haven't heard the results of my blood test. They didn't test my urine this time, I told them I MIGHT be pregnant. They just gave me an odd look.
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@BearArtistLady (5492)
• United States
2 May
@TheHorse One pee test the doctor commented that I had traces of pot in my urine. I told him that I snuck some of the cat's pee in in my purse and slipped it in with my sample. He stated that they didn't detect any mouse hair bits, so they knew I didn't add any extras to my urine sample.
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@BearArtistLady (5492)
• United States
7 May
I've got an old spaghetti squash that I'm going to give a try at growing inside. I also am going to plant some of the other seeds along the water line where the flow comes from the spring that is up the mountain. I'l like to plant some other seeds...but....with inspections from the city and Hud, I'd have to put it off for quite awhile, plus where the heck do I get that kind of seed????
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