When Is The Next Rapture? (MyLot Exclusive #1581)

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I'm very disappointed that the Rapture didn't happen yesterday. I got all dressed up and polished my resume for nothing. Some of you are asking, "Sir, why did you bother getting dressed up and...Um, perfectly honestly, I'm sure...adjusting your resume? The Rapture isn't an audition or job interview." Are you sure about that? You have to put yourself in God's place and when I do that, the first question I ask myself is, "Am I going to stage this big expensive spectacle, making sure every detail is perfect and then just trust My Fact Checkers and risk admitting a lot of undesirables into Heaven? Or will I personally interview everyone to make sure the job gets done right?" Since God made me in His own image, that's exactly what He will do. So it's going to be like a job interview or entrance exam. And since He also made Bill Shakespeare in His own image and Bill said, "All the world's a stage," and the Bible further says, "Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven," it's also an audition. And a job interview or entrance exam for the nonactors. All rolled into one. A Jobdition, if you will. And I want a good part. And a decent dressing room for once. And 15% of the gate...And many others. Well, God will have to have a long meeting with my Agent to work out all the details. With that in mind, let's go to Hard Monday, January 12, 1981, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. ************** Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)