Single Barrel Saturday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1596)

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May The Fourth Be With You. All Day yesterday. Political illiterates rejoice! Especially those of you at the very bottom of the Political Illiteracy Barrel, AKA Trump Donors who don't mind paying his legal fees. Because Drowsy Donny has once again justified your love. And financial support, which is what he most cares about, by handing you another bigly batch of billable hours that come from losing yet another frivelous lawsuit. It was the New York Times this time: NY judge orders Trump to pay legal fees to NY Times after failed lawsuit over disclosure of his tax documents ((Article Linked Below)). How many in a row does that make? You know what? If you had a dollar for every time your Loser loses in court, you'd be able to afford his lawyers. It's only $392,638 this time and I know that doesn't sound like much to you but I'm over 30. so I remember when that was a lot of money and it still seems like a lot to me. If it seems like a lot to you, too, you do have one thing going for you: The Law Of Averages says that someday, Trump has to win something and it just might be one of his too stupid to work, doomed-to-fail lawsuits. Of course, undoing that bit of good luck is the Law Of A Fool And His Money, which says you won't live long enough to see it. But there is another factor: If all these failed lawsuits were DUI arrests or even just speeding tickets, he would have lost his driver's license a long time ago. So when is a judge going to say, "Enough is enough?" Mr. Loser Trump, Sir, you are no longer allowed to sue people." In the meantime...And when you worship Trump, all times are mean...start wondering how much Trump V. George Robert Stephanopoulos & ABC is going to cost you. Because that will be the next one to be dismissed, if my math is right. That's it for this one but I have one final question for you: Is your Bible Salesman/Pizza delivery boy smart enough to not pick the girl who bragged about shooting her dog as his Veep? ************** NY judge orders Trump to pay legal fees to NY Times after failed lawsuit over disclosure of his tax documents Rob Frehse By Maria Sole Campinoti and Rob Frehse, CNN 3 minute read Updated 10:09 PM EST, Fri January 12, 2024