Art makes me.....

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I am so sick of art. The world would be so much better off without it. Think about it- what has art ever done for this world?? The world needs to think about all the high school administors who are doing their part by eliminating art in school. I say we take it a step farther and eliminate the pictures in all their textbooks. Think about this- slashing art will give the school more money to put back into the school, to let our kids embrace their creative sides with things like football. What says creativity better than a spinal cord altering tackle?? So when you think about it- cutting art is the best way to encourage a child to be successful is by eliminating art from his life. In a sense, all work and no art makes Johnny a dull boy but a rich man. Why do you think all the PhDs in America are being given to foreigners?? It's because instead of wasting their time thinking about what Van Goh or Dali did back in the day- they're focusing on the stuff that really matters, like statistics. Such as- if Bill burns 17 paintings per hour for 3 weeks, how many paintings will he have burned altogether? I bet those artsy types couldn't answer that one, especially with Bill lighting their galleries on fire. It's time to wake up, people, we must destroy this colorful evil known as art- before it's too late. Thank you for your time one and all.