I Grabbed Cher's Boob!!!
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
October 19, 2009 12:07pm CST
Yes......THAT Cher........the iconic singer/actress!
And NO I didn't just accidentally brush up against her.
I made sure there was no one else in the room, pulled the front of Cher's top open, spotted my intended target, and went in for the grope.
And Cher didn't even bat an eye, she just kept that sexy smile on her face. 
I also shook hands with Brad Pitt,
danced with Britney Spears,
sat next to Hugh Hefner,
And "Benny Hill" slapped Barack Obama on top of his head.
Have you ever been to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum???
BTW, to all you guys out there wondering, NO they don't put nipples on wax figures. 
I also shook hands with Brad Pitt,
danced with Britney Spears,
sat next to Hugh Hefner,
And "Benny Hill" slapped Barack Obama on top of his head.
Have you ever been to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum???
BTW, to all you guys out there wondering, NO they don't put nipples on wax figures. 5 people like this
19 responses
@biman_s (1060)
• India
20 Oct 09
I have to say that you really kept me wondering at first. No I haven't been to the Wax Museum yet but after what you said here I think I might pay it a visit sometime in the near future. But I can assure you one thing that nothing like this will happen when I am there. I don't like to fiddle around with statues,
I like the real one.
I like the real one.1 person likes this
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Oct 09
oh yeah but trouble is the real ones could slap back
@tatazbrush (126)
• Indonesia
20 Oct 09
i want to meet to Cher to, her smile is make me smile to her too =)
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Yes, her smile makes me smile too..............but her BOOBS make me smile more. 
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
20 Oct 09
Wuahuahauahuhau.... you've got me for a second there. I thought what.. oh! Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. So cool; we don't have it here, I wish I could go there someday. That would be a mind boggling experience, but no squeezes from me though.
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Yeah I wish I could have brought a couple of the girls home to sit on my couch and impress my friends.
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@xcalibur201 (55)
• United States
20 Oct 09
congrats bro.
im sure it felt nice... not like a bag of sand or anything.
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@Zenstrive (237)
• Indonesia
20 Oct 09
You poor poor thing....proud to have groped some wax? Tsk tsk tsk! Not just some wax either, but wax that have been groped many times by other! House of Wax! Hilton! OMG!
hilarious, btw ;)
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@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
19 Oct 09
Gosh she is my HERO!
Yes I have been there years ago (to the one in London).
Might be worth another visit now as it must be almost twenty years since the last time.
Is MJ there yet?
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
I believe they had a younger MJ when I went but I think they've added a more up to date one since I visited.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
19 Oct 09
Haven't been to the Vegas one, but I have been to the London one. I wasn't forward enough to grab anything though. Mostly I just remember how very tiny Queen Victoria was. The boobies were pretty inaccessible too...
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
Yeah, it's pretty cool huh?
The one here in Vegas runs a deal for locals if you bring in a canned good during the Christmas season, you get in for half price.
Here's your reward for being the first to respond:
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@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
19 Oct 09
Hey sconi! Nice going! Nope! Never been to Madame Tussauds Wax or
should I say Wac Museum! Glad you had such a great time! I would
love to go there! Might freak me out a bit because those wax
figures sure do look totally real! In some cases they look more
real then the actual people! Glad you enjoyed grabbing Cher's
boob! I'm quite sure the REAL Cher would have enjoyed it just
as much!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
hee hee! "I got you babe" 
When I was a kid growing up in Southern California, we used to go to Movie Land Wax Museum in Buena Park and there would always be some guy dressed like a keystone cop or Frankenstein or something and he would always stand perfectly still so you would think he was a wax figure, then he would scare the CRAP out of you..........yeah..........I hated that guy!
When I was a kid growing up in Southern California, we used to go to Movie Land Wax Museum in Buena Park and there would always be some guy dressed like a keystone cop or Frankenstein or something and he would always stand perfectly still so you would think he was a wax figure, then he would scare the CRAP out of you..........yeah..........I hated that guy!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
"only a pervert would grope a wax doll"
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?!? 
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
Ha Ha.....as long as I can bring a smile tp my fellow myLotters.
@VVroom (255)
• Romania
20 Oct 09
Hahahaaa....excellent writing, sconibear. I have to admit, I've been to Madame Tussaud several times but I didn't have your inspiration. I just figured out how petite is Christina Aguilera and how fake Dracula looks. Also I whispered to Bob Marley for some weed but he didn't answer back. Probably because he had headphones and the music was too loud :)
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Yeah, they have Jimi Hendrix here at the Las Vegas one. I'd like to take him home and make a candle out of him.
@Alicia1985 (15)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Wow...this made my night! I'm a big Cher fan...been to several of her shows. Didn't get as lucky as you did though!! haha...High Five!
@writermom8 (913)
• Philippines
19 Oct 09
And I thought you were going to say you suddenly woke up and discovered it was just all a dream :p
Hey, good for you! Not for grabbing Cher's boobs though LOL, but by having had the chance to visit a wax museum :)
I dream of doing that with my kids someday. I'm sure they'll be awed.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Oct 09
Just be careful and make sure no one's around when you take your kids out "boob grabbing"
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Oct 09
hi sconibear shame I almost spilled my water in mykeyboard
because I was laughing. Nope I do wish I had been to Madame'
Tussaud's Wax museum. I have seen some of it via television
but that sure is not the same as actually being there. I am
now wondering if Barack Obama slapped Benny Hill back. Also
I had visions of Britney Spears d ancing with Hugh Hefner,
so just see what you have started? he he ha ha. I guess it
would have been hard to put nipples on wax figures , what
it the room got too warm?
@camomom (7535)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Perv!
Nope never been there and never wondered about the nipples.
