If your car or truck could talk. What would it say?

United States
May 27, 2010 8:17am CST
What would your car or truck say if it could talk? Mine would say "I'm about out of gas. Could you buy me another drink please?"
5 responses
27 May 10
"BUy Me! Buy Me! Buy Me" ^_^ coz i dont have a car..
@HADDOWZ (1469)
27 May 10
@agent807 (751)
• United States
27 Jun 10
My just talked to me yesterday. It said good-bye old friend. Think the engine gave up.
@HADDOWZ (1469)
27 May 10
"You need to go on a diet, I'm not insured for heavy goods"
@maezee (41996)
• United States
30 May 10
"FEED ME.. I'M RUNNING OUT OF GAS, OIL, COOLANT, TRANNY FLUID, BRAKE FLUID" and so on. It probably wouldn't shut up about all the ways I'm neglecting it. Good thing cars CAN'T talk, that's for sure!
• Bulgaria
23 Jun 10
Get out of here!