10 Funny jokes about marriage!
By ARC IDEA CO
@arcideaco (1257)
Singapore
June 2, 2013 2:26am CST
Some funny jokes about marriage and wives.
1. It was late at night when the wife saw the husband kept looking at their Marriage Certificate. So the wife asked: Why do you kept reading it?
Husband: I am looking for a loophole.
2. When a man tells his girlfriend that he will go through hell for her and they eventually got married – He is now going through hell.
3. A lonely man went on Internet Classified to place an advertisement ‘Wife wanted’. The next day when he woke up, he found that there were thousands of replies with the same thing – “Please, you can have mine”.
4. Have you ever wonder why does the bride wear white? Because she is happy. Then it is not hard to guess why the groom wear black.
5. It is natural for a newly married couple to smile but everyone would wonder why a 10 year married couple would smile.
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@1hopefulman (45123)
• Canada
2 Jun 13
I think the funniest joke was the one about you not being able to count. I only counted five jokes. 
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@arcideaco (1257)
• Singapore
3 Jun 13
The idea is, if you like the 5, you would like to the rest. You can choose not to go to the link, if you do not wish to.
Cheers.
@arcideaco (1257)
• Singapore
3 Jun 13
Thank you. Some of them are actually old jobs. I did a little change here and there to make it more resoundingly familiar. Cheers.
@rizal83 (4)
• Jakarta, Indonesia
5 Jun 13
This story is quite funny and interesting, you will probably make another unique story that can make people more interested in reading
