Fun Weekend — What did you do this weekend?

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Hey early myLot gang, how was your weekend? I ended up going to an event I wasn’t even planning on going to.. my niece & nephew’s (twins) Christening. (I wasn’t invited, neither was my uncle, or my other niece) so I figured, good. But then I got a last minute invite and I was like oh crap, now I don’t know what the heck to wear and I just grabbed the first semi-fancy top I found in my closet and got ready in a matter of minutes. The Mass was probably the longest Mass in history, managed a little cat-nap while the priest was talking, woke up and didn’t know where I was. But here comes the fun part. After Church, we all went to this really cool restaurant on the lake. I got the chance to order not one but two high-protein/high-fat dishes because I couldn’t decide. Plus potatoes cuz I still need just a few carbs so I don’t end up in some kind of hypoglycemic coma. Got some pics of the food to show my carni-friends, I know I did them proud. This new carnivore doctor I‘ve been working with has been helping me SO MUCH, she said if your adrenals are shot, or stressed, or just plain tired.. then you will have bouts of racing thoughts, hyperactivity, restlessness, and lots of overthinking. I’ve had all of this since maybe the age of.. 15? -ish. She said to fix this, you need to only focus on the adrenals, and the rest will resolve on its own. That’s exactly what I was trying to do for my New Year’s resolution. No wonder I couldn’t succeed. So now I’m all hopeful again, because I just wasn’t going about it the right way. Now I know what to do. She said the adrenals love fat and depend on it for fuel. But the honest, simple fat, like butter and tallow, not grease and NO SEED OILS! I already knew that, but she taught me how to slowly drop all grains without going into withdrawal. (Yes, wheat works on your happiness receptors the same way opioids do.) So you have to do it slowly.. and I’m just sticking to potatoes as my one carb. Then I managed to find an ex-boyfriend lookalike for my niece. I told her, Savanny, if you miss him, I can get you out of this hell. I will find you an exact replica of him, just give me a few weeks. I am the great replacer, ask anyone in this family. She didn’t believe me. Well, I found him. He was working at the restaurant and his job was packing ice. Not only does he look exactly like her ex, this kid is CUT, so he’s even bigger and better. I took about 15 pics of him, he didn’t even know. Sent them to my niece, told her I found her a little present. She was like So that’s good. My job in this life is to NEVER let that little girl get hurt or be unhappy. I get the feeling I’ll be going back to that restaurant soon, with her. Pic is of me drinking club soda with lime. (They remembered the lime!) If I look happy, it’s because I had two meat-filled dishes coming my way and I already found a replacement bf replica for my niece. How was your weekend? Also, I urge everyone to watch this video immediately. LLLMMMMAAAOOOOO