Lock Drowsy Don Up! (MyLot Exclusive #1587)

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I am still stunned and amazed by the yuge numbers of Americans that turned out to support Drowsy Donny yesterday. All two hundred million of them. Just as Drowsy said they would...Oh, There's a semi-funny story behind why I started calling him Drowsy. Since I was in New York anyway, I went and had lunch with my friend, the Disgraced former ex-President Trump yesterday. "How's it going, Donny?" I asked him as he walked out of the courtroom and he said, "I'm not happy." "Well, which one are you, then?" I asked. "Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy? Wait, you look very tired. Extremely low energy. So from now on, I'm calling you Drowsy Donny. The Dwarf who makes Sleepy look High Energy." Before I get off track, let's get back to the millions of MAGA Americans who turned out to support their leader. Did you see the way they protested and shut everything down? It was the most awesome Display Of Apathetic Powerlessness I've ever seen. Because we can, let's state it as an equation: Dominance Over Passive Energy or DOPE for short. And, hereinafter, the smart people who practice it will be referred to as DOPES. Anyway, the DOPES not only shut down America to protest the sham trial we are subjecting their Bible salesman to but they also bolstered DJT, his latest stock offering. The last time I checked, it was at $21.00, just slightly down from its high of around $70.00. I spent all day yesterday paying rapt attention to the Dopes and all their activities to support Drowsy Donny. And I hope all the judges in his criminal were also paying attention. Because what we saw yesterday is the same thing that will happen if he is put in jail. There is no reason to not lock him up right now for contempt and even less reason to not give him the maximum sentences when he is found guilty. Even his most fanatical DOPES will do nothing because they no longer care what happens to him in any tangible way. No riots, no protests, no violence. So, lock him up. Right now. There is nothing to fear.