It's FWonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1595)

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First things first: It's Wonderific Wednesday somewhere! Don't fall for the LIberal/China, "It's Thursday everywhere now," Hoax. Speaking of Liberal Lies and Hoaxes, our featured primary topic today is Laundry Stripping. "What Is Laundry Stripping? A Cleaning Expert Explains Whether or Not You Need to Do It," ((Article Linked Below)). My favorite Upstairs Maid and Chief ExecutiveVice President in Charge Of Trullery Affairs, Marian, turned me onto it the other day. She came to me and said, "Sir, would you like to try Laundry Stripping with me?" Just as you would, I said, "Yes, Upstairs Maid Marian, I would like to try it. It sounds like something I'll find entertaining and enjoyable." Then she pulled the rug out from under me, after I asked how it works. "We start by taking all our clothes off," she said and that part sounds great, predictable, but a very good start. But the greatness didn't last. "Then," She went on, "We put them in the bathtub and soak them. Then, after a while, we take them out and wash them as usual." "What's the point?" I asked. "Many people are saying it's the best way to deal with stubborn ground-in stains," She answered. "But it's just regular normal laundry rebranded with a new name that makes it sound like a new game that's better than 'Truth Or Dare." Don't fall for this rigged unfair Liberal Hoax. ************** What Is Laundry Stripping? A Cleaning Expert Explains Whether or Not You Need to Do It