Catching Up (MyLot Exclusive #1597)

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What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? --------------Vincent Van Gogh All day long, way too many people have been coming to me and saying, "Sir, when you illegally evade responsibility by simply not coming to work, you don't mess around. In the last few days alone, you've missed Cinco De Mayo, Willie Nelson's birthday ((April 29, 1933)), Willie May's birthday ((May 6, 1931)), May The Fourth, and Stormy's testimony---Well, that happened today and since you showed up today, we might not count that one. But there's probably another 50 Willie's birthdays you missed and we will count them. On top of all that, you also missed Kristi Noem single-handedly changing the GOP from "The Racist Party" into "The Racist Party That Also Murders Their Dogs Party." And you missed weed getting reclassified. Rest assured that your herculean efforts to fend off your writing obligations have been duly noted." At this juncture, I would like to point out that what has really been duly noted is their sarcasm and impudence and they will be dealt with accordingly. #IWouldn'tWantToBeThem. With that in mind, let's go to Munich ((The one in Germany, not the one in North Dakota)) on Saturday, November 11, 2011 and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. Happy Birthday, Willie! ************** Toby Keith - Scotty Emerick - Never smoke weed with Willie again