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Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe (287)
Joined myLot 6 years ago
I do not follow the polyticks. Am Cat and do not like ticks. Possums can have them.
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Scar D. Cat's Discussions
Did Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima have any children?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
5h
And how bad was the financial hit to their lifestyle when Aunt Jemima got fired? I think that was a total bullshit move by Quaker Oats. She'd worked for the company for scores of years and was a prominent public figure. Just...
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6 people
One toke over the lime, sweet Jesus
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
9h
[i]So teh Hoomin smoked too much catnip or something I do not know exactly what he has been smoking but he took a lime and a power drill and drilled a hole through teh lime and smoked whatever he has been smoking through it and I...
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11 people
What is up with all these tornadoes in the USA?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
27 May
I mean, yeah, Illinois, tornadoes, old acquaintances from way back, and 99% of the time I don't even bother acknowledging the sirens when they go off. Which they did last night - and I slept right through them and woke up an hour...
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22 people
When do the Indy 500 go on trial? And what are they accused of?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
24 May
I did not even know they had been arrested. Maybe it has something to do with these college demonstrations. Lots of people have been getting arrested at those. Whatever they did, I hope they receive a...
memorial day weekend
indy 500
israel
palestine
cicadas
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8 people
Teh Hoomin gives me teh Pets
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
18 May
Teh Hoomin was very much petty this morning. I suffered his needfullness for about 10 seconds, then left to go do Important Cat Schtuff™. Do you have to tolerate a Hoomins weirdnesses? Maybe he needs to smoke more...
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10 people
Laws praze 'n keep Domino Trump 'n 'em from Harm
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
16 May
I heard Hoomin say something about Domino Trump being in court and may be found guilty and I'm worried Hoomin won't be able to order any more Domino's pizza if Domino Trump goes to jail and should I be worried?...
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13 people
The poor poor Mulberry tree
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
15 May
Hundreds of teh crunchy montners have swarmed it. Mai Hoomin will not go near teh Mulberry tree now. He is feared one fall on his bald head. He even found an emerged adult in teh house today. I think he is shopping for...
cicadas
periodical cicadas
annual cicadas
13 year cicadas
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21 people
Crunchy!
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
14 May
Someone thoughtfully decanted some of the 2011 vintage cicadas today, and I sampled a bit. It has a rather hard finish to it, but then you reach a soft creamy middle, and the taste is simply divine. Such a shame it is only...
cicadas
13 year cicadas
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12 people
Hey Man #SmiteTrump #SmiteBiden
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
9 May
Verily I say unto Thee, oh Lord of All, Thou shouldst smite them with a smiteness heretofore never before seen. Smiteth them both. PLEASE. And then find some better choices for President. Please oh...
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15 people
Why cannot grow teh birds with teh bird seed?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
3 May
And why do not cat food make with mouse and bird flavors? And stupid 'moci let teh Hoomin see her catch a bird last year so he raised teh feeders higher (I am purrsonally amazed how high that fat butt can jump) But P.T. has...
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11 people
Be Ye 'Ware, for teh Eye of teh Frawg is Upon Thee!
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
2 May
Teh frawg knows all and sees all and is not very pleased with your behaviour. So you had best start being teh having. Or teh Mighty Frawg will flick its tongue and send thee to teh Hells. Be say not warned were thee.
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13 people
Snappy The Crime Turtle
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
29 Apr
McGruff The Crime Dog, alas, fell afoul of the law and is currently serving 16 years in prison (true story, Google the name John Morales). In his place, I would like to nominate Snappy the Snapping Turtle as The Crime Turtle, who...
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17 people
Why does the United States want to ban talking about ticks?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
25 Apr
Ticks are nasty bloodsuckers like fleas and mosquitoes and leeches and ex-wives (mai Hoomin says that is what his are). Especially during this time of year, as summer approaches, they need to be talked about and cautionary words...
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14 people
I would have to kill mai Hoomin
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
23 Apr
Cats are not dolls. Cats deserve dignity. There is nothing dignified about a cat wearing a camo 'onesie'. I would claw mai Hoomins eyes out and poop on his pillow. Then I would get mad. Then I would get even. Then I...
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22 people
Sometimes is imposs'ble tell Hoomin things
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
21 Apr
He is such a dumb Hoomin. For example: This morning told Hoomin needed more **** in my food bowl. Hoomin looked at me quizzically. I stated again I needed more **** put in my bowl. Hoomin said he had no idea what...
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20 people
Why do not the catfish are having the fur?
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
16 Apr
I know there is some group (or perhaps cult would be a better word) of these strange looking hairless cats, but they are not normal. Normal cats have fur. Therefore catfish should have fur. But you silly...
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19 people
Zonya Inna Hows!
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
15 Apr
Hoomin says is for him only but He Is Wronged Headed. Zonya not just Hoomins feeding. Ask Garfield, he knows. Silly Hoomin. Stupud Hoomin. Zonya will be mine!!! What does...
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15 people
Solar Eclipse 2024
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
8 Apr
How it looked from my side yard in Olney Illinois during the 4 minutes of totality. Most definitely one of the coolest things I have ever witnessed. It got dark enough the street lights came on and I could see stars. I'm so glad...
solar eclipse
nothing i can say
a total eclipse of the sun
eclipse
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31 people
The Princess and the Pee (A Short Story)
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
8 Apr
One morning the Princess of the Little People awoke before anyone else and decided she was thirsty. With everyone else still asleep, she arose from her bed and went to the kitchen - and there, in the refrigerator door, she espied...
24 responses
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25 people
Mai Hoomin vs Walmart
Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe
(287)
3 Apr
Wednesday April 03, 2024 Okay, just got out of my shoes - shoes are nasty most days and they were killing me this morning. And with the pressure off of my feet, my attitude relaxes considerably - which will enable me to...
walmart
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18 people