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sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 5 Jan 07

There was a software engineer, who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was...

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ajithnitte copying of others discussion will be deleted of ur profile be care ful man as it was 1st posted by me

7 Jan 07

jumpinjack00 @jumpinjack00 (3054) • United States 31 Dec 06

Any really far out, out of the box ones?

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ajithnitte hi how was ur new year night plz go tro the link and enjoy

1 Jan 07

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reneous @reneous (716) • United States 5 Nov 06

Mine is a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air... *sigh*

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ajithnitte BUGATTI VEYRON 16.4 COST OF 1,000,000 in Europe Rs 15.17 crore in India HOW IS IT

12 Dec 06

imadriscoll @imadriscoll (2228) • United States 11 Dec 06

My two year old daughter bites people. She bites her older sister when they fight over a toy or her sister makes her mad. The other day I was holding her little brother and she wanted on my lap. I told her that it was her...

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ajithnitte TO BE FRANK I WAS ALSO OF THE SAME KIND EVEN AT THE AGE OF 12 U DONT EVEN THINK HOW CRUEL I WAS BUT NOW I AM OPPOSITE OF THT 1ST HATS OF TO MY CHANGED CHARACTER AND I AM PROUD OF MY SELF......... WHT U SAY MAM

12 Dec 06

angelina_20 @angelina_20 (217) • India 21 Nov 06

tomorrow my Birthday.. age 22.. when ur Birthday...

birthday

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ajithnitte MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY MAY GOD BLESS U......... AND MY B'DAY IS ON NOV 8TH

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

40th anniversary

entertainment

master card

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ajithnitte FILMI FEVER Bollywood love letter When I am: Kareeb. There is only: Khamoshi. I want to speak: Dil Se. That's my kind of: Ishq Akal badhi ki bhains? "Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains? Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of...

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte Signal kya hoga? Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter... Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe...

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte Batsman: "How was I out?" Umpire: "Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?" Batsman: "You look, I’m the editor!" Way too much wrestling... On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"...

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte What's green and smells like ... What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte M&M's An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and...

11 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte KFC: Our Daily Chicken A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer....

11 Dec 06

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sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte Hot Enough For You? After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in...

11 Dec 06

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sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

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ajithnitte Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, what would you...

11 Dec 06

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cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

car

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ajithnitte THIS IS THE 10 TH Price: $430,355 in US Rs 5.36 crore in India The Maybach 57 S has a 12-cylinder engine, goes from 0 to 100 in 5.2 seconds and is designed to be a sportier alternative to the other models. It has more power than the 57 or 62 models, 604...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte 9TH ONE Price: $440,000 in US Rs 5.47 crore in India Despite claims that the Carrera GT supercar had gone out of production, the car is very much available in the US and is in the list of one of the world's most expensive cars. The car has 605 hp @ 8000...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte Price: $448,153 in Europe Rs 5.59 crore in India Maybach's 62 ultra-luxury sedan is made by Mercedes-Benz and has proved that even a car this expensive to build can turn a profit. The Maybach 62 accelerates from 0 to 100 in just 5.4 seconds. The top speed...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte 7TH ONE Price: $452,750 in US Rs 5.64 crore in India The SLR McLaren is as comfortable and sophisticated as a street-legal racecar can be. It is a collaboration between Mercedes and legendary British racecar builder McLaren. With the help of a 617 hp and...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte 6TH ONE Price: 458,000 in Europe Rs 6.94 crore in India The Koenigsegg is a Swedish car that sports a supercharged V8 engine. It can go from 0 to 100 in 3.2 seconds with its hp of 806 @ 7000 rpm. The Koenigsegg CCR currently holds the Guinness World...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte 5TH NOW Price: $ 637,723 in US Rs 7.95 crore in India Started by former racing driver Steve Saleen, the Saleen car company produces some of the fastest cars in the world. The S7 is designed to compete with the fastest and most luxurious grand touring...

11 Dec 06

cooldude8889 @cooldude8889 (2609) • Singapore 10 Dec 06

What is the most expensive production car on earth?

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ajithnitte NOW 4TH Price: $645,084 (Global) Rs 8.03 crore in India Leblanc is ramping up production of its new Mirabeau supercar. The company hopes to make the vehicle street legal for the US by early 2007. With a six-speed sequential transmission, more than 700 bhp...

11 Dec 06

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