amurwakalacakra

@amurwakalacakra (52)

Indonesia • Age 49

Joined myLot 18 years ago

via aeternum et devia inretto

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Clever Midget

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 28 Sep 06

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him,...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Things to Say at a Job Interview

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

You know you're trailer trash when...

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Thoughts

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

1. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. 2. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation? 3. Just think how much deeper the ocean...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

A Blonde Finally Wins

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

joke: Kids Books You'll Never See

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

"You Were an Accident" "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "Bi-Curious George" "The Little Sissy Who...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Joke : Comedians' Best Lines, 1997

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' --Larry...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Blonde on the street

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 28 Sep 06

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

The Wedgie

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 28 Sep 06

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

The Milkman

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 28 Sep 06

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Unhappy Birthday ..good one .. check it out :-)

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 28 Sep 06

Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even...

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amurwakalacakra liked this • 23 Dec 06

Blonde Painter

krishna183 @krishna183 (2284) • India 27 Sep 06

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and...

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