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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle...

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the wittle wabbits

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer,...

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ending the argument

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

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old woman who has a baby

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet." A...

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at the supermarket

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she...

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home...

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ten years without parole

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting...

honeymoon in a log cabin

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?" He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in...

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a testing question

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

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standing in line

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I...

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again....

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the farmer's story

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

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the chicken or the egg

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!" "Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown...

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the corniest police joke ever!

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief...

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small town cops

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over. The other two are really worried. "What are we going...

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drunk driving stories

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enroled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute...

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don't i look like a count?

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it. George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen....

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a quick spelling test

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?" The...

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arriving late for the lecture

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry." Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see... Fun period ... fun period ... fun no period ......

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fun! fun! fun!

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07

A college student picked up his date at her parent's home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster,...

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a valuable lesson in student life

mukulmisra24 @mukulmisra24 (1703) • India 26 Mar 07