Going to heaven?
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 18, 2007 11:04am CST
How can I get to heaven?
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
18 Apr 07
Oh my gosh, is that cute, and so funny. Typical of the innocence of a childs reasoning. Thanks Raydene. Got a laugh outa this one. +++ for you once again. Keep it up.
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
18 Apr 07
There aren't too many TV shows that dare to tackle the topic of The Mother-In-Law. So, here are a few suggestions for new story lines for some of the current hit TV shows.
1. Oprah: Dr. Phil discusses the phenomenon of "Reverse Claustrophobia" (the uncontrollable desire to lock yourself in a room or closet when your MIL visits.)
2. House of Fashion: Today's topic - This Old Bag
3. Daughters-in-law and Order - Special Victims Unit: Investigators probe horrid offenses committed by MILs that have left the victims devastated, and destroyed lives.
4. Survivor: Stay at home and vote to keep the MILs on the island forever.
5. Home Shopping Club: DIL SURVIVAL KIT - Items for sale include a new lock and key for your front door, duct tape, caller ID boxes, and ear plugs.
6. MIL Family Feud: Most of us have been playing this game since we got engaged. Whenever you say something, your MIL tries to top it.
7. WWF: See the champ in the ring with your MIL. Can she go the distance? Dirty looks and snide comments won't knock out these tough opponents.
8. MIL Hunter : Go Down Under and watch as one man gets close to nature and risks getting his head bitten off by one of mankind's oldest and fiercest enemies.
9. Olympic Track and Field: Watch as ordinary men and women set new world records for speed while running away from their MILs.
10. Martha Stewart Holiday Special: Learn to set a beautiful holiday table, without a place for your MIL. It's a good thing.
11. Family Law: In this episode, a woman fights to divorce her MIL while remaining married to her dear husband.
12. Judging MIL: Why not? She judges you.
13. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: The MIL who asks the most irritating question in the shortest time wins big bucks.
14. Frasier: Will Daphne marry Niles this season? If she does, at least she won't have to contend with a MIL.
15. Unsolved Mysteries - Missing MILs: MILs are disappearing all over the city. Does it surprise you that no one is looking for them?
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