I'm starting a revolution baby!!

United States
April 18, 2007 1:34pm CST
*before all you women flame me, please be advised that this is a humor piece...I hate that I have to wrtie this disclaimer but it's amazing how many people take what I say, no matter how ridiculous, seriously)* I'm sick and tired of all the posts in here by women saying that it's just wrong for men to wear jewelery, paint their nails or wear a kilt (referred to my most who don't know as a skirt...highly offensive to a Scottish man like myself who loves to wear the kilt)...so I'm taking a stand...women have to stop wearing pants and business suits and get back into skirts and dresses where they belong (I will allow jeans but only for the working cowgirl)...as a peace offering I am prepared to meet halway and allow women to go topless just like men are allowed to....sounds fair to me.
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• Canada
18 Apr 07
Inked, I agree with you totally, If it means anything, I say wear and do what makes you happy and shame on anyone for judging you. I'm all for the topless suggestion, my wife agrees!!!
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• United States
18 Apr 07
yes, my feelings exactly...and bravo to your wife for embracing the revolution.
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
18 Apr 07
First you have to define the role of the cowgirl. Are we talking full on, work on a ranch, sling hay, shovel poop kinda cowgirl or can I get away with just wearing the outfit and hat? Kilts are sexy; when I started learning the bagpipes the instructor showed up wearing one and I was completely distracted. Needless to say, all subsequent lessons saw him wearing jeans. Viva La Revolution!
• United States
18 Apr 07
It's amazing how many women are determined to find out what you are wearing underneath. Little mirrors on their shoes and the whole thing...LOL
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
18 Apr 07
I don't mess around, I asked him flat out. (rolling eyes) He put up a mild fight about it but eventually I got to the bottom of it ... muhahaha, no pun intended.
@Fishmomma (11377)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Thank you for making me laugh today. This is the funniest post I have read all week. It has been a hard week, as my father-in-law passed away, after a very long illness. I think kilts are great for men to wear and feel free to wear it anytime. its nice for people to wear whatever they feel comfortable wearing.
• United States
19 Apr 07
thanks for the response...I'm sorry for your loss, glad I could give you a little chuckle
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Please oh please inked, I will allow your 'skirt' if you will please allow my jeans! As for going topless, the world isn't ready to see this ole gal topless. I have to wear my dragshoot, er I mean bra, or I trip and fall! Oh and you forgot a few things that women make fun of on men, the use of 'handbags' and 'using makeup.' (which are actually messenger bags and skin care products) Geeze. Talk about a double standard! Now where is my jockstrap, I seem to have misplaced it.
• United States
19 Apr 07
LOL.....I've yet to have a murse (man purse) but can definitely see the benefits as my pockets are always bulging with all the crap I have stuffed in there.
• United States
19 Apr 07
if you make the exception of wearing pants to clean the house (i am NOT doing this in a dress),you got a deal ;) but to be honest..i know guys who wear jewelry,paint their nails and wear kilts (not usually all at once tho),it doesn't bother me.