The dog and The Mailman

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An old man took his dog to the vet after getting several complaints from the mailman. After examining the dog, the vet told the man that nothing was wrong with his dog, other than the fact that the dog was old, and if he got the dog castrated, the dog would get fat, lazy, and mellow out a bit. After giving this much thought, the man decided to go through with it. Three days later, the old man went to the vet's office and picked up his dog and took him home. That evening, the old man was sitting on his porch, reading his paper, and the bulldog was laying by his side. Along came the mailman, who turned into the old man's gate to give him his mail. Off the porch jumped the dog, knocked the mailman down, and proceeded to tear him up. The old man came off of the porch, picked the dog up, and said, "Damn, Mr. Mailman, I'm sorry as hell, but I just don't know what to do with this dog. As a matter of fact, I just took him to the vet three days ago, and got him castrated." The mailman got up, brushed himself off, and said, "Well, you should have had his teeth pulled!!! I could tell that he didn't want to screw me when he came off the porch!!"