A scottish joke

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A farmer is riding along with his dog and a sheep. He meets a stanger coming the other direction, and stops to chat. The stranger asks: "Do ye mind if I talk to yer dug?" The farmer replies: "The dug disnae talk y'idjit!" The stranger asks the dog: "This your master?" and the dog replies: "Aye." The farmer is astonished! The stranger asks the dog: "Does he treat ye well then?" The dog replies: "Aye, its a good life. He feeds me every day, lets me run, gives me a basket by the fire to sleep in, and once a month, we go to the loch and play." The stranger then asks the farmer: "May I speak to your horse?" Once again, the farmer replies: "The horse cannae speak!" The stranger asks the horse: "Is this your master then?" The horse says: "Aye, he is." The farmer almost falls off this time, he is so surprised. The stranger asks the horse: "Does he take good care of you then?" The horse replies: "That he does, aye. I have a shed to stand in when the weather is bad, and warm blanket. He feeds me oats an' barley an' hay, and he brushes me doon." The stranger then asks the farmer: "Can I speak with your sheep?" "That sheep is a bloody liar!"