The costume

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A african american couple received an invite to the halloween ball at the husbands work . The husband figures what the heh it might be fun. So he tells his wife to go out the next day and get them both costumes for the ball. The husband comes home on day 2 and asks his wife if she got the costumes to which she replied yes they are in on the bed. He walks in the bedroom and there on the bed is a superman costume "What the hell am I suppose to do with this when was the last time you seen a black superman??' 'You take this back and get me something I can use' So the next morning she returned the superman costume and again that night he asked about costumes..again she pointed to the bed room . This time on the bed was a batman costume when he see this he is furious; What is wrong with you when was the last time you seen a black batman take it back and make sure this time it is something I can wear. The wife did so not happy about having to do this again for the 3rd day, but did it non the less. The next night the husband came in put down his breifcase and walked right to the badroom to see if she had gotten his costume..there on the bed were 3 items 1.3 large white buttons 2. a thick wide white belt 3. a 3 foot peice of 2x4 He called his wife to the room and asked her to explain just what he was to do with these items...to which she responded well you can take off all your clothes stick the buttons on your body and go out as a domino...... If you wish not to do that you can put the belt around your waist and go out as an oreo cookie and if neither of those tickles your fancy.....you can stick the 2x4 up your a.s.s and go out as a freakin fudgecicle!!!!1