I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENY OF THE USA!!!!

@phyxius (3464)
United States
October 20, 2006 8:11am CST
I promise a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and a computer at every desk. If I ran for President, would you vote for me?
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64 responses
@LadyElektra (1078)
• Canada
26 Oct 06
id vote for a monkey to replace the one presently..so yes
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
This monkey and plays boogie woogie and party all night long.
@nannacroc (4049)
26 Oct 06
Well as I'm English I can't vote for you. I hope you get enough votes as a car in the garage instead of on the road could be a way of reducing pollution.
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@dellion (6698)
• Malaysia
22 Oct 06
No, I wouldn't cause I even don't know who are you.
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@dellion (6698)
• Malaysia
22 Oct 06
You wrong then ....do you really think that I believed it?Hahaha.....seem that you are serious now:)
@phyxius (3464)
• United States
22 Oct 06
OK you got me and that don't happen often now ever since you did I will apoint you as my Attorney General
@phyxius (3464)
• United States
22 Oct 06
This is just a joke and nothing serious and most people see that and I am sorry that you don't.
@claudia413 (4280)
• United States
20 Oct 06
What if I already have a chicken in my pot, a car in my garage and a computer at my desk? What else do you have to offer? We definitely need a fresh face or two (or 100?) in Washington, DC.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
20 Oct 06
If you have all that already it means you are rich so you can plan on higher taxes.
• United States
22 Oct 06
LMAO. That was a good response. However, I only have 1 car, 1 garage, 1 computer and 1 desk, so I'm not rich. Can I now figure on lower taxes?
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
22 Oct 06
Nope I need a treasurer you have just been appointed.
@timmeh0910 (1168)
• United States
26 Oct 06
You'd get my vote only if I got a nice car.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
you can have any car you want because i just appointed you head of the department of transportation
• United States
26 Oct 06
Sounds good to me :)
@grump0ne (979)
• United States
26 Oct 06
As long as you did not try to ban mylot.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
my motto is mylot for ever!!!!
@grump0ne (979)
• United States
26 Oct 06
ok than you have my vote.
27 Oct 06
Nope...You are lying like most politicians...:-)
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
27 Oct 06
lmao.....i love the response
@sedel1027 (17846)
• Cupertino, California
26 Oct 06
No, you spelled president wrong. We already have one idiot in office.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
second act after being elected would be to change the spelling of president to presideny
@tickedoff (672)
• United States
20 Oct 06
hell yes I'm there for you, do you need a public relations man with long hair and likes rock music to upset the competition?
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
20 Oct 06
Yea man like wow that would be so cool and man we could get down and party!
20 Oct 06
wow with you and buddy how could he not win yaaaaaaaaaaa
@gotOBX (764)
• United States
26 Oct 06
What if the person doesn't like chicken, or is a vegetarian? Many people live in apartments and don't have garages. Does that mean you will give everyone a garage? If everyone had a car that would be a real mess, especially in big cities like NYC, Boston, Chicago, DC. So pollution and gridlock and tempers would go through the roof. I work at a computer at my desk at work all day. I would rather have a laptop on my lap in my most comfortable chair. No I wouldn't vote for you. Plus you should know how to spell what you are running for, please double check your spelling in your post. Thanks but no thanks.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
27 Oct 06
second act after being elected would be to change the spelling of president to presideny
@Schubler (1525)
• Romania
22 Oct 06
Yes I would... you promise less than the others but you seem sincere... and will probably not run for president... but I can give you a plus on your rating here... just to show my good intentions... Have Fun man!!!
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
22 Oct 06
Thank you very much and this has been a fun post for me.
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@wavelander (1526)
• Portugal
26 Oct 06
It's impossible to be worst than Bush so... yes i would! lol But i also needed to be american! ahahaha
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
Give me three years to prove Busk is better.
@busybee (382)
• India
26 Oct 06
why are you running for president in USA, are you an idiot, please go by a car or bus..
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
No I am nor an idiot and do you really think I am running for president?
@djbtol (5493)
• United States
26 Oct 06
First tell me where you will get the money to buy those chickens and computers. Are you going to tax me, or can you find a different solution?
@phyxius (3464)
• United States
26 Oct 06
All that money we send overseas would stop and I would use the money from that for the chickens and computers plus gibe myself a big fat raise
@bhchy1 (6047)
• United States
20 Oct 06
That depends...what if you don't have a pot, a desk or a garage..then what will you do for me?
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
20 Oct 06
Make you Secretary of State
@barchil (150)
• Morocco
26 Oct 06
go ahead i'm without but please make your gys out of iraq and agranistan that will be the best for your country
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• India
26 Oct 06
yes!!!!
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@marsha001 (673)
• India
22 Oct 06
Yes.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
22 Oct 06
Yippeeeee!!!!! One vote closer to victory
@srhelmer (7029)
• Beaver Dam, Wisconsin
20 Oct 06
Strange, the promises you made are the same ones (minus the computer) Herbert Hoover made. Under his presidency, the United States entered the Great Depression. So, I'm going to say no, I'm not going to vote for you. Sorry.
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@phyxius (3464)
• United States
20 Oct 06
You are right if I am elected everyone will be greatly depressed.
@shrys03 (1016)
• Philippines
26 Oct 06
sure why not.. hehehe..
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