u.n. survey !!
@francisalar1983 (4)
Philippines
April 20, 2007 6:30am CST
"Would you please give your honest opinion about the shortage of food in the rest of the world?"
The suvey failed because:
Africa didn't know what "FOOD" was.
China didn't know what "OPINION" was.
Europe didnt know what "SHORTAGE" was.
Filipino Leaders didnt know what "HONEST" meant.
France didnt know what "PLEASE" meant.
America didnt know what "REST OF THE WORLD" meant.
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@sreevasu (2717)
• India
20 Apr 07
Once President Bush went in to a school to interact with the children. After a brief talk with them, he asked them if they have any questions to ask. One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush : "What's your name?"
Student: "John"
Bush: "What's your question?"
John: "Sir, I've three questions. 1. Why did US attack Iraq without the approval of UN? 2. Where is Osama? 3. Why did America support Pakistan so much?"
Bush: "You are an intelligent student, John"
(just then the bell for recess rang)
Bush: "Oh.. okay students, let's continue after the recess is over"
(After the recess)
Bush: "Okay students, where were we?.. Yes, anybody want to ask any question?"
One boy, Peter, stands up.
Bush: "What's your Name?"
Peter: "Peter. Sir I have five questions.1. Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UN? 2. where is Osama? 3. Why did America support Pakistan so much? 4. Why did recess bell rang 20 minutes earlier the schedule? 5. Where is John?