Which one of House's line do you like the most?

I love this show too! I can never remember any of house's lines though, but I've heard him say a ton of great things. Of course, the one that stuck to me since it is often repeated is "Everybody lies". Love it! He is so witty that I don't mind him being sarcastic. I want to have that kind of wit lol! :) I actually considered going into med school because of him!

I have a few! "If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." "Hello sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg". This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much to busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. (To Cuddy) That's true, isn't it? (To the people) But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! you Can't Have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? (no one moves)"

Why would I pick just one. If House was a real man I would marry him lol. He is great isnt he? I mean the man always says what he feels or thinks.

ROFL I really love the one where Cameron says something like "men need to stop being such idiots" and House says "Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not going to happen." XD