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Just thought I would start off my day at myLot with a little bit of sexist humor....kinda like a battle of the sexes with tongue in cheek. *************************************************** He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds eventually mature. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are Sensitive,caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. He says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? "God says: "So you would love her. "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? "God says: "So she would love you. "Have a nice day|