church humor

A Wisconsinite, a Minnesotan, and an Iowan were walking along the beach, when they spotted an old lamp half buried in the sand. The Iowan bent over and picked it up, and began to rub the sand off of it. As he did so, a genie popped out of the lamp, and said "I'll give you three wishes, one for each of you." The Iowan said, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in Iowa was forever made fertile for farming. The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF, there was a huge wall around Wisconsin. The Minnesotan says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out." The Minnesotan says, "Fill it up with water."

This sounds like the kind of thing my pastor would have said! Made me laugh - think I will pass it along to my pastor! xxx

Oh yes the poor preacher this is another great joke and I could not stop laughing at this joke and I bet that the preacher wishes that he did not accidently grab his wife's dentures hahaha

that must have been one talkative wife with such divine powers that she could bestow her talkative trait into her dentures as well! :lol: ha ha ha...