Why parents drink
By sjohnson628
@sjohnson628 (3197)
United States
April 23, 2007 5:35pm CST
I just wanted to share this litlle tidbit here with you all! Something to make us think actually...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you . I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and
trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love Your Son,
John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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11 responses
@Akeela (2078)
• Trinidad And Tobago
24 Apr 07
OMG love it
The new Supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more....
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@summergorgeous (674)
• Philippines
28 Apr 07
hey, this is great. thanks for sharing it.
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
16 May 07
I love this, it's awesome. Thanks for posting it dear. It's a lot of food for thought, isn't it?
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@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
24 Apr 07
Thanks, this was great, I loved it!
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@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
28 Apr 07
your welocme howard and Thanks for responding!
~Sherry~ ('',)
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
24 Apr 07
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla.
The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and immediately asks for another.
The bartender gives him another shot. The man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again. He repeatidly asks for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses him to give him anymore.
Disgustidly the man exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later the drunk comes running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender to hand him the phone.
The drunk takes the phone and dials 911. When the police answer the phone the man says, "Somebody has broken into my car.
They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my dashboard."
The police reply that they will be down in a few minutes. The man walks out of the bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later. He picks up the phone and dials 911 again. When the police answers the phone the man says, "I just called about a car that had been broken into.
Never mind I mistakenly got in the back seat."
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@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
25 Apr 07
LOL! That is too funny and it probably could happen to someone after drinking that much tequilla! one tquilla two tequilla three tequilla FLOOR!
@irishmist (3814)
• United States
14 May 07
Really cute! I have not seen this one before. I can just imagine the look on dad's face lol. I know if that was my grandson, he'd get a what for when he got home.
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@kkerix (403)
• United States
24 Apr 07
lol, i sure needed that line when i was a teen. I like to think that i am different than my father. I tell the children in my life that living is not easy. try hard try your best as long as you do your best that is all we could ask. I try to add responsibility to their daily lives as they get more and older.
@BarBaraPrz (47313)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
23 Apr 07
An oldie but a goodie. Thanks.
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@Lifez2short (4962)
• United States
13 May 07
I have seen this before. But I really think it's very funny. Mom poor dad would probably have a heart attack if I had done this to him.
