Girls becareful of what you're doing to your man it might backfire...
By Akeela
@Akeela (2078)
Trinidad And Tobago
April 24, 2007 10:13am CST
The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you
do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight
away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so
I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began.
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let
her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't
eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found
the
sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use
because someone at work has a pair the same"
The husband took a quick breath and continued.
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and
as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears
in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?"
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3 responses
@kahheng (281)
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24 Apr 07
lol... never in my life would i ever think of such an excuse to give my wife!!
good one!! and btw, the next time you want to post a forwarded joke, it owould do all us readers some good by removing them ''s.. they can be annoying.. ;) just my 2 cents