Joke: Wrong Number!!!
By Michele21
@Michele21 (3093)
United States
April 24, 2007 6:48pm CST
Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?
Is this
486-5731?"
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5 responses
@dragonstar13 (1465)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Cute joke. Just for yucks I dialed the phone number and I reached the Senior Mental Health Outreach Program. Wonder what the number is for in other area codes.
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@Michele21 (3093)
• United States
25 Apr 07
I didn't even think about that!! I called it from here in Texas and it rang and rang then said, "Extension 311 is unavailable leave your message at the tone"....too funny!! I might call back and see what it is =)
@samrat16 (2442)
• India
25 Apr 07
Even I have got one to share with you.
Phone rings, hi honey, it's mama. How are you daughter,
Mama,I'm so ill,
daughter daughter, I'll come over and take care of you, you go to bed and rest.
I'll wash the dishes,
see to the children,
do the ironing,
get the shopping
cook the dinner,
I'll clean the house.
Scrub the floors
But daughter, how's husband, Lenny?
LENNY, WHO IS LENNY? your husband daughter.
My husband name is JOE.
Mama says, is that freemont 2000, NO! This is Freemont 6000
Oh, says mama, sorry, wrong number,
Daughter says, does that mean you're not coming!
@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
25 Apr 07
That was great.I'm going to save for my husband to read when he gets back from his training this weekend. Thanks for the laugh.
@SilentRose19 (1733)
• United States
25 Apr 07
To die for, literally. I couldn't stop laughing, where did ya get that one? Imagine that actually happening to someone, that would be most unfortunate.