You're losing some of your load!

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As a trucker stops at a red light, a ditzy woman catches up with him. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops at another red light, the woman catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the woman says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again, and continues down the street. At the third light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, she gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. She says, "Hey! What is wrong with you?! My name is Heather, and I am telling you that you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the woman. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Sean. It's winter in Montana, and I'm driving the friggin' salt truck!!"