What's the weirdest item you own?

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We each of us has some item, hidden away somewhere, that most other people would consider "weird." Perhaps I'm merely telling myself that to feel normal. Perhaps not. With all kidding aside, I have a bundle of rags that used to be a pillow, bound together with rubber bands that are all but disintegrated. And that bundle of rags has a name: Handle. When I was a little one, I had a security pillow (as opposed to blanket) that I refused to let go. After umpteen washes, it began to fall apart. My mother decided to remove the stuffing, of which there was precious little left, and bind the remnats of the case with said rubber bands. She named him "Handle," as that's precisely what he was, a handle, something for me to hold. Over two decades after the fact, I still have him, tucked safely away. Somewhere. Do you have a weird item that not everyone knows about? Please, share!