New Virus
@amar_sandy1987 (1876)
India
April 26, 2007 10:25pm CST
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer. (WORK) IF you receive WORK fom any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, Do not touch it! This virus will wipe out your privae life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Booter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should make sure 5 of your friends are aware of this threat. IF you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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@deepti15 (1190)
• India
27 Apr 07
Well, this shows that you are working in an IT firm. I can say so, because so am I. yes it is a viruse, but I will not agree to it that it is new. This viruse has been hitting the intelligent human race since long. Although it helps big firms to rise up the ladder but the infected employees they are infected badly.
The ususal symptoms seen in them is dreaming of buying a big house after the increment in salary. Salary never grows and the hows is only in dreams. Dream of a vacation, they end up working on weekends. Delegation of job, this applies to their seniors, these infected employees ae given work loads of other employees too :-)
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
27 Apr 07
wow!! that's great. apparently funny but this has some deeper understanding and implications. thanx amar for sharing. this is indeed scary and so very true.
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@amar_sandy1987 (1876)
• India
27 Apr 07
i think so that u have taken it seriously areee yaar its only a joke be cooll yaar
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@revdauphinee (5703)
• United States
30 Apr 07
rolflmao
rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
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@amar_sandy1987 (1876)
• India
2 May 07
thanks dear u liked that joke so keep it on that laugh ok
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