class question!!
By mridula123
@mridula123 (734)
India
April 27, 2007 9:26am CST
6th grade science teacher Mrs.Simpson asks her class, "who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
nobody raises their hand, so she calls on the 1st student to look her way.."Mary, can u give me da answer?"
Mary stands up blushing furiously."How dare u ask such a question??..Am gonna complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will ahve u fired!!"
Mrs.Simpson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted.She asks the class the question again, n this time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes Sam"...she says n Sam answers,"Its the iris of the human eye"
"very good Sam, thnk you"..then she turns to Mary and says, "Mary I have 3 things to tell ya..1st of all, its clear that u havent done ur homework. 2nd, u've a dirty mind, n 3drly, am afraid that one day u're gonna be sadly disappointed!"
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
27 Apr 07
A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he'd give it a go.
He went to the local boat show and asked a lot of questions. Everything seemed to be going well when he said, "How do you dock the boat?" The salesman replied, "Well, you really don't dock the sailboat, you tie it up to a float just beyond the dock. This way you don't bang up the finish on the craft."
"Well then," the lawyer asked, "How do you get out to the sailboat?"
"Good question." The salesman told him. “You can get a small raft and paddle out to the boat, or you can just walk out to the boat, if you don't mind getting wet.“
"Oh, I get it," the lawyer replied. . . . "It's Row vs Wade."
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@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
27 Apr 07
That was great. Thanks for sharing it and making me smile.
