family problems

@andak2007 (3229)
Philippines
April 28, 2007 12:03am CST
Family problems? Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom i haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom i don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said," Talking about love marriages?...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom i deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell inlove with my stepdaughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in -law. My daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More probles occured when i had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, i have become my own grandfather and my own grandson. And you say you have family problems..?!
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2 responses
• Philippines
11 Jun 07
that's not about family problems.. its different when we say there's a problem in a family... its about your rumbling and unusual relationship with your family.. but talking about family problem, it only occurs when there is a misunderstanding or differences among the family members with their values and attitudes..
• United States
28 Apr 07
You know, this used to be funny before Jerry Springer! Now it is everyday life. Except that the daughter would be a pregnant stripper and the son would be a cross dresser who were both in love with their grandmother.