Things that shouldnt be shared with 80,000 mylot strangers.

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hi, ive noticed some things here on mylot that i want to address here in this post. some things are just meant to be kept to yourself, and i see a lot of people sharing everything down to the color of their underwear here. why are there whole discussions on how many times you brush your hair a day? here is my list of things that don't really need to be shared with a bunch of people you don't know. ~ That your husband/wife is fooling around on you. honestly, are you looking for advice when you post something like this? or just a little pity, some attention? If you really have to ask "what do i do", ask the therapist i'm sure the two of you will be seeing in the near future. ~ How many times a week you shave. seriously, i don't care. and no one else here cares either. your personal hygiene habits are your own business. ~ That you are sad no one bought you a present on your birthday. Why share that here? so we can say " awwww, im sorry to hear that! everyone is so insensitive!" No one here is going to buy you a present, so maybe you could tell your mother. i'm sure she will feel more sadness for you than we do. ~ How many phone calls you got today, and who called you and why. If the phone ringing others you, turn off the ringer. there is no need for you to come here and say " GOD my phone never stops! what do i do?!" we are happy for you that you are so popular, and everyone is dying to talk to you. (sarcasm of course, we couldn't care less). what kind of constructive conversation can be made of this topic? ~ The silly jokes you received in your emails today. Honestly, what kind of response can we post? "ha ha"? EARN your mylot dollars people. posting jokes isnt even an original thought of your OWN. ~ The encyclopedias, dictionaries, or thesauruses exact definition of ANYTHING. if we wanted to know it, we'd look it up. thank you anyway. ~ Announcing fake viruses, scams, etc. chances are, if someone sends you an email telling you that if you forward this email to other people you'll get 1 million dollars a year for life, its probably fake and no warning is needed to watch out for something so ridiculous. also, perhaps before you post a story about being suckered into some horrible scam, check these sites first. snopes.com and urbanlegends.com. save yourself the embarrassment of someone looking into "your story" and having them post saying "ya, this is fake." ~ Announcing that your cousin's aunt's sister's husbands mother's niece's best friend's cousin's ( thrice removed ) daughter, is having a boy! this is exciting for them, not for us. but hey, gratz anyway, id be a jerk if i didn't say it right? isn't that the point? ~ When you inhale and exhale. i think it's safe for us to assume that you are in fact breathing, as you were alive long enough to post here about it. Im posting this because so many people are posting just for the sake of posting. So many people aren't actually earning their money here. And what's worse, is people are responding to, and indulging these lazy posters. There are so many things to talk about! World events, health issues,music, art, books! spend 5 minutes of your time and think of something worth saying. If you can't, just stop posting. please, for the love of all that is holy, stop spamming mylot with "i just plucked my nose hairs, is it supposed to hurt?" I'm sure i'll be flamed for this post, as i am a mylot newbie, and who am i to have such opinions about mylot members so soon? Thats alright. i just call it as i see it, and i welcome all responses that this post might get. Thanks for taking the time to read this:)