What's the "jerkiest" line your guy (or ex) has/had told you??

I got it I got it! The Best one!!! My EX and I had been married about 15 yrs when one day after several weeks of just not getting along very well I asked him Point-blank "Do you love me?- what do you need me here for" - (sit down now to read this next part) His reply in all seriousness was - "Well I was thinking that your kinda like a model car I built... when I first met you, you needed alot of work and alot of pieces" Now your all built and I sat you on the mantle and there is nothing left to be done". ( I can hear the gasps now) That WAS our last Anniversary..... we've been divorced since 1992~ JERK!!! if I live to be 300 yrs old I will never ever forget that one. THat should win some award for the lamest, most pitiful, cruelst line ever delivered. What do you think?

Hmmm... well, I'd have to think a minute on mine, but my friend was told "You must have had some Carnation Instant B*tch for breakfast this morning" or something like that. That was a crappy thing to say. I caught a boyfriend cheating through his myspace, and his lame excuse was that he thought he was posting comments to ME, not this other girl who looks nothing like me and has a completely different myspace. Thus the reason I don't log on to myspace anymore.

it was i who broke up with them. it is because i have found them to be inconsiderate and selfish. they mostly think highly of themselves. the common lines that they tell me when i've said my lines are, 'i cannot let go of you, if you will insist on a break up, i will go and see your mother. i will propose to marry you right now.' of course, i never allow them to be able to do that. i can always be the first one to have my mom's time.