Where do i patent an idea or how?

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Ive been tryin to find a place on the net or off that i can patent 2 utterly ingenious ideas for to things i have invented. I figured out how to check if they already exist, which they do not i was surprised to find out. But the sites i checked for current patenets i couldnt find a way to patent a new idea. If you know of any sites i can register designs or a place which you coould provide a # or relavent info i would greatly appreciate it. Without disclosing the full details so no one can jack my ideas, one is a generator which needs no fuel or weather dependance to generate electricity, and the other is a toster which will save you burnt fingers tryin to get out the little toast or muffins i always fry myself tryin to extract. Please point me in the direction i need to go to get the ball rollin on these. Thanks