How Embarrased Would You Feel ??
By kathy77
@kathy77 (7486)
Australia
April 30, 2007 2:37am CST
I was recently at a wonderful wedding,. The sun was shining and birds were singing. It was just beautiful. But while I was waiting for the photos to be taken, my son-in-law asked if I had a tissue. But it wasn't to dab tears of joy - one of the birds had pooped on the best man and his deposit had slide straight down his face and on to the lovely hired suit!!
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
30 Apr 07
Oh mine... that poor guy must be horribly embarrassed!! I hope it didn't spoil his day. No one would want such thing to happen to him anyway. :P
@vokey9472 (1486)
• United States
12 May 07
I wouldn't be embarrassed. Things like this happen at outdoor events. I would probably have made a joke about it. Something along the lines of "Of course this would happen, this is a rental".
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@happymommy3 (2012)
• United States
30 Apr 07
Eeww! Poor guy! That's gross but halarious! I don't know what I would do, I'd be embarrassed but find a way to get it wiped off fast!
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
1 May 07
If it had pooped on me I would have laughed and said something like "gee,I'm glad I wasn't looking up with my mouth opened"..
When I was little I cryed because I was practicing carrying a chicken on my head while walking with my arms out(I was sure I'd be in the circus someday with my chicken act) when Miss Cluck pooped on my head and I reached up and got it on my hand..I was sure that I'd never be hired by a circus with poop on my head..My Da told me to add this poem to my act"Little birdy way up high.Why did you dirty in my eye?I'm not mad.I won't cry.I'm just glad that cows don't fly." All of my kids recited it as children and the grandkids do now.It's alittle crude but kids love crude things once in a while.They loved the idea that they are being alittle gross and getting away with it..
@sanderson_7 (143)
• United States
8 May 07
OMG!!! that is hysterical. I feel for the Best Man though. They say thats good luck. So how did the pics come out?..lol
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@abbey19 (3106)
• Gold Coast, Australia
30 Apr 07
Aww, poor man, I would have felt sorry, but also would have had to hold back my laughter. I hope he saw the funny side! Isn't that a sign of good luck when that happens? Ah well . . ."s..t happens" they say - literally in his case! Hope you helped him out with a tissue!
@abbey19 (3106)
• Gold Coast, Australia
30 Apr 07
Aww, poor man, I would have felt sorry, but also would have had to hold back my laughter. I hope he saw the funny side! Isn't that a sign of good luck when that happens? Ah well . . ."s . . t happens" they say - literally in his case! Hope you helped him out with a tissue!
@kawaiijamichan (773)
• Philippines
30 Apr 07
what a rude bird it is. that would be quite funny for those who have saw it. but i feel sorry for the guy he must've felt really embarrassed. i think it'll be less embarrassed if it just landed on his suit and not directly on his face down to his suit.
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