talk about bad luck

One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, "Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?" His father replied, "Sure son, you're full blooded." The young bear asked, "Are you positive that I'm 100% polar bear, Dad?" "Yes, son, I'm sure. Your mother's a polar bear, I'm a polar bear..." "But Dad, are you sure there's not a little brown bear in me?" "Yes son, I'm sure." "Are you really sure, Dad, that there's not just a little black bear in me?" "Yes, son, you're all polar bear." "Maybe just a little grizzly bear in me, Dad?" "No way, son, no way," replied the papa bear. "Why are you asking these questions?" The little polar bear replied, "Because, Dad, I'm freezing my tail off out here!"

hehehe... I cant imagine instead of landng into waters you will land straight inside the shark big mouth... I guess I should be thankful not to learn how to swim and dive.. atleast im shark free victim lolz! Anyway its a short but scary joke...

eeeeeeeeee, you are scaring me out. I love to go for occasional swim during the summer in the refreshing waters. Water just rejuvinates me, energizes me and puts all the life energy that has oozed off. Now that you shown me another scenario, i better be out of water and this liquid energy syndrome before I became a brekfast of some sharp and tough shark. My gosh, Hope it does not happen generally, anyways as far as I know, shark generally live in deep water and never come towrads the shore, right. talking about bad luck, what would you say when someone just goes out to buy some milk with 30$ in the pocket and the traffic police catches the person for not turning on the lights, and accuses the person for it and charges 600$ for the so-called crime LOLZ...it happens.