...............Corporate Jokes...................

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............ CORPORATE JOKES.............. * IN THE PRISON THEY SPEND THE MAJORITY OF THEIR TIME IN A 8'*10' CELL. AT WORK I SPEND MOST IF MY TIME IN A 6'*8' CUBICLE. * IN PRISON THEY GET THREE FREE MEALS A DAY. * AT WORK I ONLY GET A BREAK FOR ONE MEAL AND I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. * IN A PRISON YOU GET TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. * AT WORK I GET REWARDED FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR WITH MORE WORK. * AT WORK I MUST WEAR A BAGED AT ALL TIMES. * IN PRISON THEY PROVIDE YOU WITH CLOTHING WITH THE ID CONVENIENTLY SEWN INTO THE CLOTHS. * AT WORK THERE IS A DRESS STANDARD BUT I MUST WEAR BUYMY OWN CLOTHS. *IN PRISON THERE IS A DRESS STANDARD, BUT THEY SUPPLY THE CLOTHS FOR YOU. * AT WORK I MUST CARRY AROUND A SECURITY CARD AND UNLOCK AND OPEN ALL THE DOORS MYSELF. * IN PRISON A GUARD LOCKS AND UNLOCKS ALL THE DOORS FOR YOU. ...................................................... Post your Jokes.