Things Mom Would Never Say
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
May 3, 2007 10:22pm CST
1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
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4 responses
@lenapoo (678)
• United States
4 May 07
You are right what my mom would say would be more like this:
1. Don't sit so close to the tv you'll mess your eyes up.
2.When I was your age we couldn't skip school
3.Turn off all these lights ain none of you payin the light bill this month
4.Why haven't you washed that shirt yet
5.I can't have anything else coming to live here if it doesn't come with a paycheck in its back pocket.
6.So if everyone else jumps off the cliff are you going to do it to.
7.That's why it is called a curfew. A specific time that you are to be in the house not pulling in the driveway or just coming in the door.
8. That is so nasty why don't u get some tissue and change that shirt.
9. What is wrong with you put a jacket on before you catch a cold.
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@lucky_witch (2707)
• Philippines
4 May 07
Yeah I guess that is far to hear from a mom like me... really funny!
