Should I grow a moustache?

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I couldn't find the proper topic, but this seemed close enough. After watching My Name Is Earl for the first time, and enjoying it, I started to wonder if I should grow a moustache. I don't want to be like Earl (except maybe for the doing nice things part, and the lotto money), but I have been wondering. I mean, I thought I'd look cuter without a moustache, despite the fact my face is all lumpy and hideously ugly, but I'd rather have a change because I'm afraid of wackos I don't remember from school or whatever coming up to me and talking at me, so I'd rather they get a visual cue to help them realize I'm not who they think I am. Plus, it's kind of fun to rub my moustache, though it kind of itches. It's not bushy or colorful yet. I'm looking forward to getting food caught in it, so I can take food with me wherever I go and have a little snack. I definitely don't want a beard though. And I definitely don't want those crazy moustaches like that one president had that linked up his sideburns together. Maybe I could even dye it purple. It's just as well, though, since I've used three different razors and none of them give me a really good shave, especially not the electric razor. If I grow out my moustache, will I have trouble shaving it off again? What should I do then?