What's The Most Wildest, Most Craziest, Or Most Dangerous...

I was on a crowded highway full of bad drivers and needed to study before an exam..so all the while I was driving, I was reading notes, editing a paper, and looking through a bag for the directions to where I was going...

hMm....recently within the past month... rubix cube was apparently in the "season" in my school so i was learning how to solve it (which i know how to now) but while i was still trying to learn, i tried doing it in the car while driving i drive a toyota corrola 1988 and i speed usually 80~mph, max reached with car was 95 (i was going to SAT and i woke up late so i was in a rush) i was going to a football game (cuz im in band) i was forced to play my instrument, and i saw my friend walking...so i was juss messing around so i stepped on the gas and he ran towards my car (all of this seemed like i was trying to run him over) then he jumped on my car and i stopped this happened right in front of the band room in front of many band students and band parents...they were even saying "omg did you see what happened" (as in i was trying to kill someone) did you know that birds don't really fly away when you drive near em? well where i drive they don't...i guess they're to lazy i saw this bird on the street and i was juss messing around so i drove through the bird because i thought it was gonna fly away, but it never flew away....i got all scared then looked behind my car and i never saw the bird it might still be under my car right now...who knows.. and there were some other incidents which i can't recall at the momment