can you share with me your funniest joke ever?

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here's mine:in a desert, a man was trying to raped a camel, but he was kicked. and all of a sudden he saw a beautiful and sexy lady approaching at him and beg for some water from thirst.after the man gave water, the sexy girl said that as a payment to your kindness, you can do anything you want. and the man said, could you help me hold the feet of the camel?