Best Salesman in the World, - I need someone like this

Namibia
May 9, 2007 8:51am CST
A young man from a small rural town went to the big City looking for a job. He went to one of these big everything- under-one-roof shops. The manager asked if he have any sales experience and he says yes he sold fertilizer at the co-orporation in his town to the farmers. The manager liked the young man and appointed him to start the next day, he said he will come around at the end of the day to see how it went. So the next day at closing time the manager went to the young man and asked how did his day go. Young man replied, well it was a bit hectic, but I've managed. So manger ask - How many clients did you have?One says the young man. Only one? My sales persons handle anything from 30 to 40 clients a day. How much did you sell for? ask the manager. $471 362-75 says the young man. WHAT! say manager, what did this person buy. Young man:- Well I first sold him a small fishing hook, then a mediums size then a bit later a big hook. Then he bought a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where is he going to fish. I then advise him to get a bigger boat. So we went to boat department and he bought a Kingcat with twin Yamaha engins. Then he says now his car is to small to pull the boat. So we went to the car department and he bought a new 4x4. Goodness, says the manager, a man come in to buy a fishing hook and walks out with a new car and boat! that is excellent. No say the young man, he came in to get tampons for his wife and I told him his weekend is ruined anyway, he can just as well go fishing....
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• United States
11 May 07
LMAO! That is a really funny and cute story! Thanks for sharing this with us!
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• Namibia
11 May 07
You're always welcome, have a wonderfull day!
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• United States
11 May 07
I hope you have a great day too :)
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
9 May 07
A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this." "What?" says the priest. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child." "But that's impossible!" "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."
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• Namibia
9 May 07
Whaahahaha - just shows again - nothing is ever what it seems...lol