The money
By zipzipzop
@zipzipzop (419)
China
May 14, 2007 10:31pm CST
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sits it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asked the barman who owns the monkey. the barman replies the iano player. the man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
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@molusk (857)
• Philippines
15 May 07
And then I met my classmate of long ago. I remembered him as a boastful guy, fond of spinning tall tales. After the customary handshake and 'how do you dos', he reverted to his old self and begun boasting of several big businesses he owns. When he finished, he realized I was quite during the time he was telling his stories.He asked why I was so quite. I replied that it was because I was also thinking about my business. He asked if what is my business. I replied that my business is monkey business. With that, my classmate left in a huff.
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