beware of new computer viruses
By gifana
@gifana (4833)
Portugal
May 15, 2007 8:49pm CST
There have been a flux of new viruses lately and I just want to make sure you are aware of them and take great precaution.
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
Now don't tell me that you haven't been warned.
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5 responses
@malouasuncion (555)
• Malaysia
22 May 07
Let me first THANK YOU for reminding us about these computer viruses?? wehehe Actually, you forgot to mention one virus.
Its GIFANA VIRUS - it allows the responses to get confuse in the discussion
LOL ;) Have a nice day!
@coachflaps (683)
• United States
16 May 07
lol, I don't know which is funnier, your original post or the first two responses you've received.
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@claudia413 (4280)
• United States
16 May 07
I think something got lost in the translation ;). Thanks for brightening up my day. Does this go to show you that some people just read the title and not the whole discussion? LOL
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@gifana (4833)
• Portugal
16 May 07
Hi claudia (again). Yes, that's why my comment to the second one....forgot to mention it in the first one. It is not hard to understand why some of those to whom English is a second language would not see the humor and take it seriously. I never thought about that when I posted it. However, I will not give them negative ratings for that reason. +
@seabreeze (659)
• China
16 May 07
My computer infect a trojan horse viruses.It is a new viruses.cleaning very difficulty.
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