The International Tobacco Corporation
By simon4u92
@simon4u92 (239)
India
May 17, 2007 10:06am CST
On its silver jubilee, ITC to invite all smokers of all ages to join it biggest ever anniversary lucky drawl where ever smoker is a sure winner!
PRIZES
1st Prize: A brand new cancer, Bronchial infection, sinusitis, migraine, cerebral tumour, hypertension and asthama
2nd Prize: Special Hepatitis, meningitis, bronchitis.
3rd Prize: Coloured TB, Arteriosclerosis, Gingivitis, Rheumatic heart disease and lung cancer.
You also have a chance to win the following.
CONSOLATION PRIZES:
Tatar deposit, load breadth, stained teeth, appetite loss; and swelled gums.
Remember that more you puff, the easier you win. Fabulous prizes are waiting for you. Please claim your Prize at the nearest funeral parlour.
RESULT'S OF THE LAST DRAW:
3 Million people successfully died every year.
LIMITED OFFER!
For more details:see your x-ray result.
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