Pooping on the phone
By SmokePiff
@SmokePiff (436)
United States
May 17, 2007 6:16pm CST
i hwave this friend and almost everytime she calls me she's takin a poop. i ask her over and over again not 2 bring me in the bathroom wit her when she's goin #2. but she doesn't listen. she says she's comfortable with me thats y she does it. so my question is do u do it??? do u know someone who does it 2 u??? and what do u think about it???
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@Gorgeous24 (1091)
• United States
18 May 07
Lmao! I used to always do this to my bestfriend while I was on the phone with her, I would tell her im taking a poop so if you hear anything, you know what it is LOL!
This is a funny topic...hmmmm I wonder who that friend is?
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@Melissa528 (744)
• United States
18 May 07
It's not me so get those thoughts out of your mind. LMAO.
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@Gorgeous24 (1091)
• United States
18 May 07
Sure....I believe that Meli! I take poops while Im on the phone with you, its better than those darn magazines LMAO
Okay im done writting now this is toooo much info!
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@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
its not meli thank god but she has offered to take me in with her but i passed
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@nicolec (2671)
• United States
18 May 07
Yes I have done it, but I don't make it known to my caller. It's not like I say, ok I"m brining you into the bathroom. And I wait till I am off the phone before I flush.
But if it bothers you that much with your friend, then just say you will call them back at another time and hang up.
@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
what do u do if they hear the echo. and do u mute the phone when u flush???
@JackBravo (970)
• United States
18 May 07
I actually don't mind pooping on the phone. But then things get kinda messy, and you've gotta clean up the phone, and it still has that smell for a couple of days afterwards. Maybe one day they'll make a phone that's poop resistant - maybe out of silicon or something, that way everybody can poop on their phones. ;)
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@sunshine4 (8703)
• United States
18 May 07
Some people just make you want to go~ LOL! It is weird, but yes I have done it. Usually it is only when I feel very comfortable with the person on the other end of the line. I don't think it is a big deal. I'll say~ hold on, I have to flush and wash my hands~ then continue the conversation.
@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
i doubt i make her go or i hope i don't make her wanna go. smh
@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
18 May 07
Why does she even tell you. It's not like you can see her. If she didnt tell you, you would never know. I guess it is a compliment that she feels that comfortable with you though. I have done it before but I didnt tell the other person.
@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
i think she thinks its funny cuz she knows i don't like it
@Melissa528 (744)
• United States
18 May 07
LMAO. This is a funny discussion! Yes, I poop while i'm on the phone with close friends. LOL. I don't see what the big deal is. She is obviously close to you if she feels comfortable enough to do it while she is talking on the phone with you. If it really bothers you then hang up with her while she's "handling her business."
@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
just make sure u don't cll me while u go don't need another person do call me while goin
@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
3 Jun 07
You sure she's a friend? LOL I would never dream of doing that to my enemy let alone my friend! Although when I used to work in a call centre I used to get some strange calls, including a man who was cleaning his teeth while talking to me and yes flushing the chain after the toilet LOL! I would definitely NOT be happy if someone did that to me, and definitely not a so called friend
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@AJ1952Chats (2332)
• Anderson, Indiana
23 Mar 08
Russell and I usually have a very long telephone conversation once-a-week, and it would be strange if we didn't need the bathroom at some time during our time talking--at least, for Number One.
So, from time to time, we'll excuse ourselves to do our business and, usually, grab something to drink on the way back to the phone.
So, even if we aren't actually on the phone, we know what's happening, because we excuse ourselves.
There have been a couple of times when I've had the phone close enough to the bathroom that I just went in and peed while I was still talking to him.
Haven't done any pooping with him to date--though there was one time that I spelled it out to him by telling him that he was either going to need to excuse me for a little bit or I was going to cr@p right there in the computer room.
So he told me to go ahead that he was going to prepare a snack.
When I got back on the phone, he said something on the order of wondering if I were going to come back, and I told him, "Sorry, but the job's not finished until the paperwork's done!"
To which he replied, "Good!"
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
18 May 07
This is so sick & disgusting. I would never answer my phone yet alone call anyone while doing my daily bodily functions. Hang up on her without a word said maybe she'll get the idea. Put this under people as they do the defacating also not mylot. People need to put topics in the correct categories of interest.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
18 May 07
Oh lord please. Isn't this what myLot is about peoples opinions in the first place. I never said people dont do that. I was just adding to what another member said about the placement of this in a correct interest group. Sorry to have offended you also. Unreal. You're fairly new maybe you'll get the gist of this mylot soon. Thanks.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
r u really tryin tell me people on mylot don't take poops??? then whats wrong with where i put it. if u have a problem with the post do me and urself a favor and don't answer it. god bless u
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@urbandekay (18278)
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3 Jun 07
I can't see the problem I often talk to peeps in the bath or on the toilet. Hmmmm, lighten up dude
all the best urban
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@moumitamazumder (817)
• India
30 May 07
First the heading of your topic scared me, but as I read the entire thing, I relaxed. Lol. It is not comfortable with me. I never did that, and will never do that, unless there is some emergengy. Tell your friend that you are not comfortable, and she may stop doing that. It doesn't sounds nice or decent also. Doesn't she have free time at all ?
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@munhozmib (3836)
• Sao Paulo, Brazil
18 May 07
Yuck, man, that's disgusting. Did you really have to post this on MyLot Interest? After all, what does this has to do with MyLot?
Anyway, I never do it. And if I was going to, I wouldn't say: "Hey, hello! I'm pooping!". No, it's a matter of being polite. I don't feel like having to say what I am doing to the person on the phone.
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@munhozmib (3836)
• Sao Paulo, Brazil
29 May 07
I am not being rude. If I was being rude, I'd be shortly:
"You are a ¨%$¨$%¨ posting on the wrong topic".
What I meant is that maybe this is not the appropriated topic for creating this discussion... Maybe the Moderators will delete it.
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@SmokePiff (436)
• United States
18 May 07
i figured since everyone on mylot poops it would be a nice spot for it
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