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there was a little boy named little johnny and he went to school. one day the teacher took a paper bag full of fruits and vegetables and asked the students to try and guees what she was going to pull out. she told the kids it's round and hard. little johnny raised his hand but she didn't pick him because he was bad and would curse a lot so she asked little sarah. she said "apple" the teacher said "no it's a peach but I like the way your thinking" she put her hand in the bag and said "it's long and yellow" little johnny started jumping up and down but she picked little tommy instead. he said "banana" the teacher said "no it's a squash but I like the way you're thinking" little johnny got real mad so he jumped on top of the desk and said " that's bullshit I have one for you" he reaches into his pocket and says "it's round, hard, and has a head on it. the teacher yells at him "you're so nasty go to the principals office. little johnny answered "no it's a quarter but I like the way your thinking".

Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI